Hey there, found something you like and want to let me know about it? Sure, get in touch!
Found something that I’ve said that you don’t like? I’d prefer it if you didn’t contact me, but sure, if you must…
If you ever want to reach out to me, you can do so via email; it’s luke [AT] clichewebsite [DOT] com.
Please don’t contact me to ask if you can guest post or to see if I will sell your client a link. The answers to those questions are no to the first one, and yes — for $50,000 — to the second.